Mr. Colada – The Life of the Lagoon

Who says mermen can’t party? Meet Mr. Colada—our beach-loving, cocktail-sippin’ merman who’s bringing island vibes and tropical sass wherever he goes. With a fruity drink in one hand and a bottle of booze in the other, he’s ready to turn any space into a seaside celebration. Whether he’s chilling on your shelf or making waves in your décor, Mr. Colada is equal parts charm, cheek, and coastal cool. Rumor has it he’s the reason the ocean’s always a little salty.

Warning: May cause spontaneous tiki bar cravings and flirty beachside fantasies.